Law enforcement in Columbus, Ohio often responds to burglary calls, where the victims just want the criminal to beat it.
However they don't tend to mean that in sexually perverse manner, and officers from the Columbus Police Department say that's what 22-year-old Calvin Bishop Lynn did.
Once the officers were dispatched to the home on East 24th Avenue after an emergency 911 caller reported a burglary in progress, they were left shocked as the suspect was physically pleasuring himself via masturbation on the victim's couch.
The Columbus Police alongside several CPD Campus Walkie Crew Officers (bicycle cops) then gained entry to the home and subdued the still erect suspect.
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Fortunately for the officers, rubber gloves were on hand and fully stocked when dealing with this demented pervert, and they quickly took him into custody.
Detailed records searches on the suspect show that his last known residence was in Lexington, Kentucky and it remains to be seen why he was in Columbus at all let alone masturbating on a stranger's couch.
Calvin Bishop Lynn is charged with one count of burglary and one count of public indecency-engaging in a sex act.
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