Pornhub, the go-to source for millions of sexually deviant masturbation fanatics, has confirmed that Fidget Spinner Porn is a reality.
Certainly you've seen Fidget Spinners by now, the inexpensive toy that is supposed to help autists and those with OCD stay occupied and reduce stress.
The toy and stress reliever has broke records in sales as becoming one of the hottest items for today's youth that seemingly appeared out of nowhere. A trendy tool to encourage activity for those idling hands.
However those with a bit more deviant idling hands that may enjoy sexual gratification from pornography tend to turn to Pornhub to reduce a different kind of stress. So it's no shock Pornhub us seeing a surge in traffic and searches for “Fidget Spinner Porn”.
Representatives from Pornhub say that during the peak of the trend, search results for "fidget spinner" were up 282 percent over the average. The search data began to increase on May 10th. For ten straight days in the following week and a half there were 2.5 million searches for videos involving the popular toy. It’s been the top trending term for May and the fifth most popular overall search for the month.
Even though interest in the device is on the rise and combining it with porn seems quite sexual, what you'll actually find on Pornhub when searching is more so comedy than Pornography.
Using their search index and looking for Fidget Spinners will return a lot of video of Fidget Spinners doing nothing more than well, spinning. Sure, some are clever.
I personally just ran a search for Fidget Spinners on Pornhub for research purposes and returned 1195 results.
One video called "1000MPH Fidget Spinner Bisexual Threesome" is literally three spinners ramming into each other with excellent narration in a parody or entertainment.
There are also a few choice NSFW options, like "Dank Fidget Spinner on Hot Ass," which is exactly what it sounds like.
But for the most part, the only real action is totally innocent spinning. In fact the top result I returned was “Petite White Girl Spins Sexy Spinner Until She Cums” which was literally a girl spinning a Fidget Spinner while driving.
Source:
http://mashable.com/2017/05/24/fidget-spinner-pornhub-searches/#avwuIJFNmiqG
