Getting Swallowed Whole by a Python: One Reaction

By Lilly Pie, The Goldwater · 03-30-2017
Photo credit: Dmitry Pshek | Dreamstime.com

I guess there are some places in this world where snakes run the roost. It looks like one of these places where the snakes run the village is in Indonesia. I would never want to pick a fight with a python, but it looks like this person did just that. A man went missing and he ended up being almost eaten by a python? I am not sure that I have ever read a headline or story like this. I am not sure how you just walk outside and then boom, you are eaten by a snake. I am not sure I would ever want to live in a place where that can possible happen.

It looks like this person wanted to do a little gardening at night. I am not sure if there is a garden out there that is important enough for me to dodge pythons for to work on. I guess there are some people out there in India that have a few different priorities when it comes to their night life. Its a really scary thought to know that there are still snakes in the garden, just like there were when it came to Adam and Eve. Could you imagine being one of his friends or family finding this snake, and seeing those boots that the man inside the snake and the shape. I would be horrible and scarred forever.

I guess the moral of this story is, do not go to India. I guess another one could be garden can wait till the morning. I think there are probably some other messages hidden in here but those are the most important ones I can think of at the moment. I think hearing this quote also is the last quote I would ever want to hear from a friend or family member about my death, "Resident cut open the belly of the snake and Akbar was lifeless." I think there are a lot of ways I would like to go, but being eaten by a large snake in my garden probably has to be the worst of all of them. I just hope the family and friends stay away from the garden now, and maybe think of getting out of India and try and come to the United States, because the only snakes you have to worry about over here are democrats.

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