By: Kyle James | 03-04-2018 | News
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What Is A Blumpkin And How Do You Do It?

You may have heard the term blumpkin in passing and never thought to ask what it meant, well you're about to find out. Before we get into the meaning of this delightful urban slang we'd better warn you, this won't be safe for work.

The term blumpkin belongs in a category with 'supermanning' and 'two in the pink one in the stink' because yes, it's a sex act. It's not the most glamorous endeavor either but it's gained enough popularity to remain relevant and stick around longer than a passing phase.

It's one of those bizarre fetishes that isn't for everyone, but you can decide for yourself if it's something you might want to try. A blumpkin is a term for receiving a blowjob while you're pooping on the toilet. This isn't the most sanitary or the most pleasant smelling but it is a thing and if you ask almost any guy, chances are at some point they have at least heard of it, if not had one.

The term is used to describe what memers and internet dwellers have dubbed 'heaven' and 'the two most satisfying things in the world at the same time'. To add to the mystery of the word, there are rumors if a man were to ejaculate and defecate at the same time he would die.

Of course, there is no evidence that this is the case but if your curiosity is piqued maybe you can become the world's first test subject on the matter. The hardest part might be finding a partner willing to go along with it. A few tips for the females out there that are freaky enough to indulge their partner with a blumpkin, try not to breathe through your nose.

Most people would probably prefer to keep their sexual pleasures separate from their excretion but there are a million different fetishes out there and millions more that like them. If you need more tips, be sure to browse Reddit where there are plenty of stories of receiving blumpkins, giving blumpkins, and walking in on others while they're receiving one.

One last thing, if your wondering if a female can receiving a blumpkin the answer is yes but the female equivalent is called a clumpkin. There doesn't seem to be a definitive answer as to the origin of who deemed the difference in genders deserved a name of their own, but one thing is for sure, the blumpkin isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

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Source: http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/03/what-is-a-blumpkin-and-how-do-you-do-it-7357804/

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Anonymous No. 19838 2018-03-04 : 14:04

If so how does that jive with the 100++ years term Country Bumpkin?

Urban Dictionary: country bumpkin

A person, usually from a rural area, the south or small town; who speaks or behaves in a manner that indicates a lack of understanding of the ever changing, modern world.

Anonymous No. 19841 2018-03-04 : 15:42

Just add the L and instead of country folk you got a hummer on the pot I guess??

Anonymous No. 19843 2018-03-04 : 16:07

what is this I don’t even

Anonymous No. 19855 2018-03-04 : 17:32

How can I become a writer for you guys? I'll do these type of stories all day!

Anonymous No. 19856 2018-03-04 : 17:39

We need to do this everyday me and my faggot boyfriend. Runnnnnnn

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