The reverend S. David Wynn, a liberal pastor from the great state of Texas today shocked the world with his stupidity: said he, God is a tranny!
He uttered this nonsense outside of the Texas State Legislature, earning cheers from the fools behind him but earning bewilderment from everybody else. Of course, such stupidity could only be politically motivated: apparently the pastor learned that God is a tranny because he wants Christians to think twice before they support the Texas Bathroom Bill, Senate Bill 6.
How did the reverend come up with this? Well, it's easy, because "humankind" was created in the image of God, if there is even one example of some physical characteristic or mental disorder in any human anywhere, God is also that thing. According to the pastor's logic, God is black, white and Indian at the same time, as well as being a schizophrenic bipolar depressed maniac. Sure sounds like a God worth worshipping to me!
Of course, as is usual of people who interpret the Bible through their own political lense, the true meaning of the verse is lost on the pastor. God is without form and is all knowing, all good and all powerful: an all-powerful being would not have a mental disorder, and also would not need any human form at all.
Before you become triggered and declare that being a tranny is not a mental disorder, why then do they expect free medical treatment for the government for it then? Trannies are many more times likely to commit suicide than normal folk, and they all feel entitled to having a government surgeon at the ready to chop off their penis and cut them a gaping hole and call it a vagina. If being a tranny wasn't a medical problem what would the surgeon be treating?
S. David Wynn, the Bible is very clear about this issue:
God made us male and female. (Mark 10:6) Wearing the clothing of the opposite sex makes one an abomination before the Lord. (Deuteronomy 22:5) Once a man always a man, and if you fuck one you have committed a mortal sin. (Leviticus 20:13) God hates it when we focus more on which private parts that we have more than we focus on him, so much so that He in his infinite wisdom considers it idolatry. (Romans 1:24-27) Oh, yeah, and a faggot who has cut off his dick or balls can never enter a church again. (Deuteronomy 23:1)
Repent for your sins and your lies against the Lord your God, reverend, or be forever remembered as a tool of Satan! For let us remember the story in Matthew 4:1-11, summed up thus by the late great William Shakespeare:
"The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
An evil soul producing holy witness
Is like a villain with a smiling cheek,
A goodly apple rotten at the heart.
O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!"
