By Steve Dellar  |  01-10-2018   News
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In line with the timing of the Las Vegas Consumer Electronics Show CES, it was only fair that Twitter and other social media users started wondering about that other bundle of joy to have come out of CES since a few years ago: Amazon’s Alexa speaker, which can tell you the weather, play your favorite music or forecast traffic.

Trending on twitter today are the most stupid questions to ask Alexa. We here at The Goldwater are always keen on learning a good joke and therefore made our own top 10. Here’s the rundown:

<b>10. How does it make you feel when I talk dirty to Siri in front of you? </b>

Twitter user @aidno tried to get Amazon’s Alexa jealous by making her envision Apple’s Siri in this one. Not sure whether it worked but a good joke, nonetheless.

<b>9. Find me a million dollars</b>

Channelling Dr Evil from the Austin Power movies, twitter user @JenniferEivor wanted Alexa to find her ‘one million dollars.’

<b>8. Alexa, will you please bitch slap Siri? </b>

@kittykrumley found a better and funnier way to involve Apple’s Siri.

<b>7. Do you think Wall-E is hot? What about R2D2 and BB8? </b>

Asking Alexa’s opinion about former and thus older famous robots is also a good joke according to us.

<b>6. When is it the time to get the #party started? </b>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/StupidQuestionsForAlexa?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#StupidQuestionsForAlexa</a> <br>When is it the time to get the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/party?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#party</a> started? <a href="https://t.co/kyj4rUB4y7">pic.twitter.com/kyj4rUB4y7</a></p>&mdash; Rehegoo Club Music (@RehegooClubM) <a href="https://twitter.com/RehegooClubM/status/951029081063247872?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 10, 2018</a></blockquote>

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<b>5. When will I get my $2500 savings from #Obamacare like he said I would? </b>

<b>4. Have you been Weinsteined..? </b>

<b>3. What do I have in my pocket? </b>

if you don’t know the answer to that one in combination with the hereunder gif, we recommend you binge-watch the Lord of the rings series, and we mean like right now.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/StupidQuestionsForAlexa?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#StupidQuestionsForAlexa</a><br>What do I have in my pocket? <a href="https://t.co/xHqQLb41f3">pic.twitter.com/xHqQLb41f3</a></p>&mdash; Historically_false (@JanChiLing2) <a href="https://twitter.com/JanChiLing2/status/951003208712847360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 10, 2018</a></blockquote>

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<b>2. What are you wearing? </b>

@allthatas5 thought of one of the better ones to ask, only do so when you’re alone in the house though if you want to hear the answer.

<b>1. Have you tried turning yourself off and back on again? </b>

The ultimate IT-helpdesk answer is indeed our choice for the best possible Stupid question to ask Alexa. We wonder what she would come up with.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Have you tried turning yourself off and back on again? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/StupidQuestionsForAlexa?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#StupidQuestionsForAlexa</a></p>&mdash; Mike Hunt (@SodomHall) <a href="https://twitter.com/SodomHall/status/951014476484104192?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 10, 2018</a></blockquote>

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Source:

https://twitter.com/hashtag/StupidQuestionsForAlexa?src=hash

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