Sometimes, you have no option left but to use everything available at your disposal in order to win.
That's exactly what 71-year-old Donald Hornback did when the police were dispatched to remove him for falling asleep on another man's land.
Hornback was awakened by multiple Deputies from the Martin County Sheriff's Office, who then attempted to tell him that he had to leave the premises.
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Despite their efforts, Hornback wasn't having any of it, telling the lawmen they “had no right to remove him from the property.”
That's when Hornback gathered up his belongings into his backpack, as an apparent transient who was drifting, and according to police he then “picked up a large dildo and began to swing it around at the officers and the victim on scene.”
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Fortunately for Hornback, the officers didn't view the use of a sex toy as a “deadly weapon”, so they disarmed him without using deadly force and took him into custody.
He's now facing trespassing charges, a misdemeanor, and was subsequently released on a $750 bond; only to reappear in court on December 14th, according to<a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/trespassing/another-florida-dildont-803542">The Smoking Gun</a>.
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