By Red Pill  |  10-30-2017   News
Photo credit: Brevard County Jail

When you go shopping at a home improvement store, you're likely expecting to see power tools, plywood, hammers and nails; and you expect to possibly find that to be quite boring dependent upon how much of a repair enthusiast you are.

However for a group of shoppers at a Palm Bay, Florida Lowe's Home Improvement store they were in for one of the most thrilling shopping experiences of their lifetime.

The Palm Bay Police Department said they received a call from a woman who said there was a black man completely naked shaking his genitals at cars as they would pass by.

She said this had been ongoing for over twenty minutes outside the Lowe's near Malabar Road.

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When law enforcement arrived to the scene they found 52-year-old Terry Wayne Brothers, now on just underwear, outside of the building.

Officers approached him and asked what exactly he was doing, and why he was out there naked shaking his private parts at cars as they passed by.

According to the responding police the only thing Brothers kept repeating is, “I am Jesus Christ.”

While officers said they can't be certain if the man was on narcotics, he was arrested and transported to the Brevard County Jail on the misdemeanor charges of exposure of sexual organs.

Let's pray for the black Jesus, and hope he gets some help.

Sources:

http://www.mychamplainvalley.com/news/weird/naked-man-claims-to-be-jesus-outside-of-lowes/847478452

https://www.clickorlando.com/strange-florida/florida-man-claiming-to-be-jesus-flashes-lowe-s-customer-police-say

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Anonymous No. 10685 1509383843

FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN

Anonymous No. 10714 1509412270

Now on, or in his underwear? How do you miss a typo in an article this short?

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